You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot

Lets get one thing straight. I *squeeed!* with delight when i heard they were making a second and third pirates film, because, you see, i was/am obsessed with the films. but if i new how badly they were to butcher they characters/plot i would have told them to leave it alone.

The sad thing about the third film is it actually had a very good plot line, but it was ruined by stupid humor, poor dialog and the fact that the entire middle section of the film could and should have been cut out.

It was not all bad and i have seen worse films, but the potential it had makes me sad and angry with the finished product. everything about the film seem rushed and off, like none of the actors (beside Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush) actually  wanted to be there. Kiera Mcpouterson and Orlando Bloom spent the entire movie acting like the whole thing was above them. YOU WOULD BOTH BE NOBODIES IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE FILMS. PUT SOME FUCKING EFFORT IN!
argh

but, their were some good bits. Like the 10 zillion Johnny Depp's. i am currently planning a covert operation in which i shall steal them and rent them out to my friends to pay for my university fee's next year( and keep one for myself) imagine being able to say Jack Sparrow was your bitch boy? BWAHAHAHAHA. 

i also loved the first scene in the film. very well put together and i felt so sad for the little pirate boy ( but damn it, that scene got my hopes up. wankers)

so all in all, when looking back over the three films, i have to see i want to have babies with the first one, marry the second and divorce the third. Tis such a shame how all relationships end in divorse these days...