I am becoming ill. I must be, because it is not possible that for once Emma is not the person fugging up the picture. In fact, she is the best looking one in the picture. Oh my.

If i were a religious person, i would worship Karl Lagerfeld. He is awesome. He owns all. but even OGK (our god Karl) gets it wrong sometime. and when Karl gets it wrong, he really gets it wrong.

Emma watson has a tendency of getting dressed in the dark. She is incapable of actually putting an outfit together without fucking up something. So what happens when you put the two together?




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karl, your pout will not get you out of this. what were you thinking. I blame Lindsay, she is a terrible influence on you. I have told you before Karl, do not take any white powder lindsay offers you. especially if you in the middle of designing a collection. We have seen what happens and its not pretty. Sweet jesus, what inspired you to create a dress for feathers and tinsel? What part of you Brain told you this outfit would work? At which point did you stare at your blank page and think " (in a german accent) i wonder if i can design a dress so hideous that no one would wear it!  After all i am chanel and i own you everyone! BWAHAHAHAHA". well stop laughing Karl. because you clearly have never witnessed the monstrosity's Miss Watson is capable of putting together








I would like to take the time to point out how much i love her shoes. and bag. and despite the fact she should have kept it brown, her hair looks stunning. But thats it. the dress is terrible. Emma do your friends not like you? Did you not tell them what you were wearing. Or are you all blind? Or high at the time? Emma you need to hire a stylist, or fire the one you have at the moment, because this is not working! You have no justification for this dress. I dont care if it was desinged by Karl! WE DON'T LISTEN TO KARL. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S BEEN WITH LINDSAY. Listen. i get thats its Chanel and your 17 and most 17 years olds don't get to wear chanel dresses to Gala things (yes, this is me being jealous) but couture dresses are made for 6'1 runway models, and even they can't pull half this shit off. so just leave it to them, ok, and go experiment with leggings and neon colours, like bonnie, she looks like shes having a blast