I am becoming ill. I must be, because it is not possible that for once Emma is not the person fugging up the picture. In fact, she is the best looking one in the picture. Oh my.

Britney, my child, just stop, ok just. no more. No more vag flashing. no more cheap wigs. No more denial about the fact that you have had two kids and your body is not what it used to be. just. no more, k?



ok, Britney, darling, if i had just two kids and i was rocking your body atm, i would be proud. but and insy bikini is not the way to go. YOU ARE NOT THERE YET. Get one that fits, or maybe a one piece , they do such nice one-pieces now. Why would you go for one that looks like it has purply pubs on the front? and whats with the head scarf. ROCK YOUR BALDNESS. you can't do a kylie my child, you did not have cancer, you will get no sympathy. 


Britney, if you ever want a comeback, disappear for a year, and then comeback with your rocking new album with a rocking new body, like this one you used to have?


remember?